At the farmer’s market with my so called “girlfriend”
She hands me her cell phone, says it’s “my dad”
MAN!, this ain’t my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!
What, you think I’m stupid?
I’m not a part of your system
My dad’s not a phone!
DUH!
I started out clicking strategically… and by the end was just wildly clicking and dancing in my chair.
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
THIS THIS THIS THIS!
(Source: mandaflewaway)
Em yêu Anh hơn bất cứ ai, em sẽ cho anh tình yêu hơn
Hãy nhớ, hãy nhớ rằng em sẽ luôn ờ bên anh
Anh có biết trái tim mong muốn của em?
<3
ONLY VIETS WILL UNDERSTAND THIS.
READ ALOUD, YOU’LL GET IT EVENTUALLY.
HAHAHHAS OMG
(Source: followyourdreeamss)
